Since our recent success i.e., finally overtaking Clintons, Nani keeps warning me not to be a โbig headโ, so I figured Iโd humble myself and share my top 5 business fails so far ๐๐. Let me know if you have a favourite fuck up, number 4 definitely caused the most tension ๐๐๐พโโ๏ธ.
- Selling 20k cards to a major retailer and convincing every person Iโd ever met to help us pack them, only to make like 2p in profit a card because I didnโt do the maths properly ๐
- Getting threatened with legal action by M&S despite having an actual law degree ๐. All because I made a birthday card that said, โthis isnโt just any birthday card, this is a hand drawn Colin the Caterpillar birthday card because youโre boujee AFโ. Aldi would never.
- Getting a bit carried away during the first lock down, panic ordering a casual 50k envelopes and not telling grandad until 500 boxes were about 10 minutes away from the sweatshop.
- The great printer stand-off of March 2021. We had a massive uptake in orders for Valentineโs Day and I decided we needed a big fuck-off industrial printer. Grandad insisted it didnโt fit. I insisted it did. It arrived, we had to rip off one of the doors in their travel agents to get it in. It still didnโt fit. We had to send it back and the door remains unattached.
- The time I did a Instagram live for Motherโs Day. The idea was for it to be a sophisticated wine and shop night. It escalated. I got absolutely shit faced and it ended with me dancing on the table to spice girls, throwing up all over auntie's new sofa and almost crashing into a filing cabinet. Only sold 30 cards ๐ญ.
Hereโs to continuing towards world card domination, our new rivals who will be referred to only as Space Bacon from now on and all the exciting new fuck-ups to come ๐๐