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A5 - Making today my b*tch pad

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16 Feb. Estimated arrival
13 Feb. Order placed
14-15 Feb. Order dispatches
16 Feb. Delivered!

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🌟 Meet Your New Daily Dynamo: Making Today My B*tch!

Ready to tackle the chaos of your day with a sprinkle of sass? Introducing your new personal powerhouse: our A5 "Making Today My B*tch" pad!

  • Get Organized AF: Featuring three separate sections to sort your must-dos, would-like-to-dos, and any extra bits so you're in control. 
  • Brain Friendly: With a bright and mood-boosting design, this pad soothes even the most frazzled minds, making organisation a breeze.
  • Motivating AF: She’s more than just a pad; she’s a daily pep talk. Need to tone it down a bit? Grab our "Plan of Attack" version for something a bit more office/kid-friendly.

🎉 A Note from CEO Sasha: "I know this works because it’s a hit with everyone who visits—my mum has already snatched up five! If you need to crush your daily goals, this pad is your secret weapon!" 

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Mary Van Dusen (Waterloo, ON, CA)

A5 - Making today my b*tch pad

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Awesome
Lynn Strain (Glasgow, SCT, GB)
Cards

Great love them thanks

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OCD
Mrs Karen M Greb (Burnley, ENG, GB)
Simply Fantastic!

My husband loves his card and matching mug. I love my new mug! Great communication, fast shipping, we couldn’t be happier!

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Twats
Mark Durnford (Camden, ENG, GB)

Quality birthday cards and a super fast delivery times. Couldn’t ask for anything more. Thoroughly recommend

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Willy good
Bria Dailey (Tiffin, OH, US)

Willy good

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Don't Change
Lindsay Badger (Plymouth, ENG, GB)
Great

The card was exactly what I was looking for with quick delivery.

Hey Lindsay

Thanks for your review - we are so happy that you are pleased with your purchase! Enjoy the rest of your day!

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Mary Harrison (London, ENG, GB)

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40 look great
Xanthe Bearman (Huddersfield, ENG, GB)
Delighted

Quick delivery of these excellent cards. My friends were thrilled with them.

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Moon
Kayla Hackney (Islington, ENG, GB)
Fab card and customer service

I purchased a birthday card for my Mum and asked for the wording to be slightly altered. It was sorted by Sasha straightaway with no extra charge and was delivered bang on time for my Mum’s birthday. She was thrilled with her card.

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Gregory Barrette (Chicago, IL, US)

Bonus

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January birthday
Paula Holt (Newham, ENG, GB)
Great candle

The candle smells divine! Had an issue with incorrect label, but this was resolved quickly

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January
Linda Moore (Waltham Forest, ENG, GB)
Good service

Card as expected

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Rude name (personalised)
Mark Durnford (Crawley, ENG, GB)

Hi guys, sorry but this went to my junk folder, unfortunately the card I ordered has STILL not turned up.
I would still like the card as I specifically chose this name card for my niece. Is there any chance you could send me a replacement card.
I have ordered previously and had no issues, so hoping this is a one off.
Mark

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Legend
Anna King (Liverpool, ENG, GB)

Fab as always

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Custom
Tasha Brickell (Newport, WLS, GB)
Amazing!!

Loved the card that Sasha created for me to give my auntie!! Was perfect and she absolutely loved the card!!

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Aime Hughes (Blackwood, WLS, GB)
Amazing company

I'd left it really late in ordering a birthday card for my friend, but found the perfect card on your website. I thought I'd risk it and placed an order late on a Sunday afternoon. Monday morning I received an email to say my order had been dispatched. Even with the New Year Bank Holiday on the Wednesday I still received my order on Thursday, just in time for my friends birthday on Friday.
Fantastic customer service from your brilliant company. I will definitely order again. Thank you.

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A5 - Get out of my head pad
Rhunedd Morgan (Southwark, ENG, GB)

A5 - Get out of my head pad

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Are you childish (knob)
Simon Ballard (London, ENG, GB)
Good quality mugs, great humour, efficient service

They made me laugh so I ordered. Mugs arrived on time in good condition. All good.

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December
Aimee Thompson (Harlow, ENG, GB)
Great card

My brother loved it, hilarious card thanks!

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& Your Dick
Max Downey (Derby, ENG, GB)

& Your Dick

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First Christmas
Luke Doherty (Northampton, ENG, GB)

Ordered on a Saturday night, I requested a custom card and Suman replied very quickly! On Tuesday the card was delivered and Christmas was saved and bf had the most amazing card ever! Thank you so much Sasha and Suman ❤️

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Irina Foret (Graz, 6, AT)
Delay with delivery

I have not yet received a package yet(

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December birthday
Amy Williams (East Hartford, CT, US)
Perfect

It was a gift and my cousin loved it

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Wet
Lisa Sawatzky (St Helens, ENG, GB)
Cheeky card

Really helpful customer service. Item was good quality and received quickly :)

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Kristine Ladislao (Henderson, NV, US)

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Niamh Rennicks (Dublin, L, IE)

Personalised - last fuck