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5 Things That Happen When You Get Fat!

So I’ve gained a lot of weight since doing Cheeky Zebra full time. I'm attempting to lose it *she lies to herself* but in the interim I figured I'd make the most of it with a cheeky 5 things that happen when you get fatter (or at least happened to me!) 🤣🤣🤣
1. You understand why people wear leggings as trousers👖⁣⁣⁣
2. You will become a master of camera angles and constantly walk around with your cheeks sucked in like a fish 🐠 ⁣⁣⁣
3. Your feet will hurt and you’ll moan about it until you realise it’s because they’re carrying more weight and never mention it again 🤣🤣🤣⁣⁣⁣
4. You’ll find yourself touching your boobs constantly for no real reason 🍳 🍳⁣

5. But most confusing of all, you’ll be there casually snacking on pizza trying to figure out how this even happened 🍕🤷🏽‍♀️
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